Lois: I can't believe it, Clark! How could they stoop so low?

Clark: It's what they do, Lois.

Lois: Yeah... but... digging through...

Clark: Nothing they haven't done before.

Lois: I suppose, but this time it's ours!

Clark: True. I'm not happy about that. But you know what I am happy about?

Lois: What?

Clark: After Superman chased the "reporter" out of our trash bin, I found the outfit and got it back out!

Lois: So we still have it?

Clark: Yup! [Linked Image]

Lois: So you're not angry?

Clark: Nope!

Lois: But you know what this means...

Clark: What?

Lois: Now it really is my trashy outfit!

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Clark: See, Lois? I told you they'd recognize you instantly. Now, if only you'd included a pair of glasses in that disguise of yours...

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.