Lois: Clark, why do these kids think you're Superman?

Clark: I don't know, Lois. Why don't you ask them?

Lois: Do you think maybe that Metamide stuff had a bad reaction? They're supposed to be smart. Not galactically stupid.

laugh Sam (Yes I know. Snark, snark, snark.)


I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.

—Lois Lane