Oh! I *love* this story! "Lois Unbuttoned" by CC Aiken. smile1

OK. Here's another one that grabbed me right from the beginning:


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"Excuse me, I'm WHAT?!" Lois stared at the city clerk on the
other side of the window in utter disbelief.

"According to my records, you're already married," the clerk
repeated, more slowly this time.

"I am *not*," Lois insisted adamantly. "I would *know* if I was
married! You think a woman forgets something like that? Maybe
*you* would," she spat out, causing the clerk to stiffen
defensively, "but I certainly wouldn't! I am not married!"

"Yes, you are. It says right here that you are, as of December
12th, 1993."

"Who does it say I'm married *to*?"

"Umm..." the clerk mumbled as she studied the records one more
time. "A Mr. Clark Kent."
- Vicki wave

"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster