Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: She meant emotionally (being jerked around).
ER: What she gets for dating a jerk?
CLARK: Good one!
Wait. Luthor's the jerk, right?
ER: She never seen Superman when he thinks about a naked Lois Lane, did she?
CLARK: I don't leave my apartment with those thoughts.
ER: Still no video coverage of his place, huh?
LEX: Why would I care what's happening with Kent? Lois dumped him.
LOIS: [Clap] Oh, yes! Show that one to Lex.
ER: Another option would have been the one with Superman informing Tempus about his lack of ethics.
TEMPUS: That one still gives me chills.
PERRY: Did you think management would let that one print?
ER: Funny thing how you can’t be sure which part of management redacted that story.
CHIP & LEX: /both waving their black markers/
ER: Uh-oh. Has it already been more than 30 days?
EW: Nah, about two weeks.
ER: /hmmmm/ Are you *sure*…?
Since the DMV sent him the letter about his new identity. Yep.
MPD DETECTIVE: Must have been true love. Luthor didn't even ask her to sign a prenup. Nope. Simple case of B&E gone wrong, boys. We're sorry for your loss, Mr. Luthor. By the way, how did you get covered in blood?
LEX: I held her until she died.
DET: Inside your pants, sir?
ER: They where currently engaged in the honeymooning when the goons broke in and started shooting?
MPD OFFICER: When exactly did you be invulnerable to bullets, Mr. Luthor?
EW: Do you think he won't have someone to keep him jolly until she's ready?
ER: Yeah, but ‘not even over your dead body’ pretty much negates the being ready part, no? Or does ‘she being ready’ refer to until she’s spread-eagled to the bed by his servants?
LEX:
What? I make them leave the room after that.
