Originally posted by Darth Michael:
I’ve actually been distracted, so I was still busy by the time 151 showed up.
/Psst. Amber could really use some new volunteers on the quizzes. You know, to squeeze into your lack of free time./
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I thought that was Cat.
LOIS: Yeah, *my* suits were sold as 'power suits' for women.
LEX: Investing in women’s fashion was the best idea *ever*!
LOIS: Hey, Clark. How come you never told me my suits were transparent in sunlight?
CLARK: They are?
I thought it just me.
WOMEN OF LNN: Bite your tongue! Clark Kent is a sweet cutie! Superman, on the other hand, you might be right.
LOIS: /mad/ Whores. Everywhere I turn in Metropolis, I find whores.
CLARK: See why there's only one woman for me in this city.
ER: He’s not happy that Lois is with another man’s child.
EW: As opposed to Jonathan's or Jor-El's child?
ER: “with child” as in pregnant.
LOIS:
That's the one.
LOIS: ... and then when I went to the Daily Planet to pick up my box I'd left there, and the whole LNN newsroom was filled with poisonous gas killing all my new co-workers instantly.
ER: Now, if the list of suspects were just a little bit shorter /dizzy/
SUPERMAN: It wasn't me! I was saving a cat from a tree... um... in Omaha.
LOIS: How come when a woman has a bad day and shows some emotions everyone either assumes she's PMSing or Pregnant?
ER: Because of decades of stereotyping by the entertainment media. Plus, it’s true with Lois?
LOIS: Not so sure about that, are you?
I’m just looking where the nice EW is pointing…
Okay,
sometimes, every once in a great while, I do that on purpose.
CLARK: What? I'm the only one who is supposed to grow and learn new things in this so-called relationship?
ER: /surprised/ He’s got it!
Actually, he doesn't. See the ??. He's questioning it.
ER: Oh dear. Is Lex going to be happy about the cuckoo’s egg she’s dropping in his nest?
EW: But isn't that what Lex wanted?
ER: Only if he finds out about the third strain of DNA…
Frog or ostrich?
