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LOIS: Although, if either one of us were in that scene, wouldn't it have been much too much information?
Got the perfect place for this /points at yonder/

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LOIS: <dolling up like would for her wedding night with Lex> Really, NEVER going to happen.
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LOIS: Actually, I didn't even have to do that. [Big Grin]
Lex did the heavy lifting for her?

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From Clark's POV, which would make it easier for him to sleep at night: a) Lois agreed to marry Lex because she loved him, or b) Lois agreed to marry Lex only to save the DP?
CLARK: /picks door number three/

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quote:LOIS: [uh-uh] I’d not even sacrifice myself to save Clark, so…

I don't know, she willingly married Baron Tempos to save Sir Charles.
That was Loisette. And I believe Lois explicitly stated that she wouldn’t in an earlier chapter. Or was that during FDK?

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Holding Lois's hand isn't the same type of skin-to-skin contact as giving her a massage.
Oh, it’s just when he gets to rub her the right way, then?

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quote: Hooker?

If you define 'hooker' as someone willing to trade sex for stuff, then 'yes'.
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