Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Well, let's see. I sent them on a Honeymoon in Niagara Falls a couple of years ago,
ER: I was talking about *this* story…
Oh.
Was that a requirement? Did I say that there would be a wedding in this story?
LEX: Hello? Duh! Lois and I are getting married, or hooking up. One of the two.
What? Romantic, clothing optional holidays aren't allowed to happen off-page?
ER:
It leads to too many rumors about Lex having knocked up Lois instead of Clark.
CLARK:
But... but... but he wasn't even *there*!
LEX:
That's what he thought.