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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
TEMPUS: What did *I* do? <<confused>>
Um... killed off her true Clark?

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Don’cha worry. It’s just a matter of ER not remembering his episodes.
Oh, dear, time to floss that eidetic memory again.

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Maybe we should have her examined for mental disorders and genetic defects. Mrs. Cox, could you please get a complete medical profile on her parents, too, please?
LOIS: <<gasps>> Um... I was adopted?

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Takes a swim in a vat filled with hydrochloric acid.
CLARK: How about I just zap her naked body with my heat vision to decontaminate her?

LOIS: I choose option #3! hyper

CLARK: [Linked Image] Oooops?

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/Lex flips on the UV-light as he pulls out the contract/
He prefers to pay her for this than let her give it to him for free?

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You’re welcome. Dead Loises make for quite diminished fun.
CLARK: I completely agree. The Lois from my home dimension hasn't been fun for years.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.