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Ah, their relationship develops.

As always, comments are appreciated.

she is still in love with Clark.

Anotehr flashback, this one to before time broke.

I guess her flashbacks merge with actual dreams, which makes the whole thing even less believable.

Well she is right on one count.

Lois: What, Superman could live in the clouds? I guess, but it would be hard to have food there.

If she only knew, if she only knew.

Then neither of them would have slept at all.

Lois: I meant sleep, sleep, not what you are thinking of buster. I would not have done more than hold his wonderful chest close to me.

She really does want Clark.

Is Clark now implementing his special abilities plan?

Clark: No, no one ever notices if I see things that they miss. They figure I just have really special glasses, or something.

Clark: I think Cat is coming close to violating the agreement.

Clark: Hopefully that will keep Lois from thinking of the truth.

Lois: So you are lieing again Clark.

Clark: Everything I said was true. I do not know of Superman ever stopping a tidal wave.

Clark: Hmm, maybe one of these times I need to fail to reach him.

Lois: Why?

Clark: Otherwise people might start to wonder why I always succeed.

Lois: Why do you always succeed?

Clark: Look at the time. Let's go get lunch.

How does Clark know about Sore Throat? Did Sore Throat exist in alt-world and Clark meet him there?

she is wearing more of Clark's clothes.

Clark is giving her more signs that he is inpervious to heat and cold.

Clark: No, I am just trying to soothe my favorite person.

Lois: What, Clark is a big guy. Guys are generally not affected by the cold.

Lois: It makes me hot in all sorts of ways.

he is going to tell her the truth.

Lois: Maybe a truth, but I doubt he will tell me all of it in one sitting.

And there he goes lieing agian.

Clark: I talk to Superam a lot. At least in the air. When others are around it might be a bit odd.

no kiss.

Lois: If he was not so darn inportant, I might tell him to back off.

she is uncomfortable alone with Luthor.

Actually, it still seems to be discounting her opinion in general.

she wants to be with Clark.

Lex just assumes everyone will fawn over him.

Luthor: Most women do. Who is Lois going to go with instead. Kent! Come on, pah-lease, there is no competition.

Well, if it didn't, she would not keep playing hard to get.

she dumped the roses without reading.

He still wants her to remember he bought her. I am not sure why though. It seems a dumb move to me.

That Luthor clearly is.

Hopefully Lois will stop to wonder why Luthor is so sure of this.

Lois: That would requre me to think about Luthor. I would rather not. He is so annyoing, and rude, and condescending, and did I mention rude.

Then why did you let Luthor shot you and treat you as a prostitue?

Hmm, was he going to accuse her of not being objective about Superman? The other possibility, would be too much of exposing himself. Although, with how arrogant and confident of his immunity he is, he just might.

Lois really does care about Clark.

Clark needs to work on only getting bombed when in costume.

With anyone else this would be a signal to back off. With Luthor it is a signal to try harder to reach his goals.

Hopefully he sees how much she cares for him.

So I guess Lois still dropped the tell-tale card across the way.

Not that that would be possible.

Lois: What, so I am right that Superman has a special connection with Clark.

Reader: Well, yes, but not how you think.

This time she is probably 100% right about what he thinks.

Now she just has to find a way to tell Clark this.

Wait, did he tell her that detail? Or did she just admit to reembering what she claimed to have forgotten.

Or should it be Tua. I am not 100% sure, but I am pretty sure that it should be the informal you possisve form in this case.

So they would both be involved in a case where Luthor bombed the planet to get the insurance money just after buying it.

Now Clark is a blabbermouth. That is a new development since for so long he was the backgroundless quiet guy.

What type of a question is that? It would be suspicious if they did not have such things.

That answer is 100% believable. Actually, failing to do so would have made them too easy to spot as out of place.

Speak for yourself Clark, don't sell yourself short.

Clark: Waht's the point, it's not like I can really have her.

but Clark did hear it. Maybe he will finally realize she loves him as Clark most.

Hi Virginia,

So Lois is now basically committed to the relationship but they cannot consummate because of the curse. Herb is looking into what can be done to correct the timeline and you have added another question mark to the title line. Does that indicate that you are going to go over 100 posts on this?

Nice chapter. Laura

Well she has no said on multiple occasions that this will exceed 100 posts.

I also have to say that the way the bomb is dealt with here is more realistic than what we saw in the original episode.

I also like the whole two Hendersons thing.

I am hoping Luthor suffers in some way for his arrogant dismissal of Rourke's ability to disrupt things, but I doubt that will happen.

Still, I am glad that Lois is not attracted to Luthor.

Oooo- Lois is buying lingerie for Clark! I like it!


Joan

Clark: Everyone seems to really like torturing me. With the curse currently unbreakable that is all Lois actions are. Why couldn't she have done this before I knew about the curse? Oh, wait, no that would have been worse. I guess torture is better than a dead Lois.

John: Hi John! Thanks for all the yummy FDK.

Um... this is a surprise?

2 points!

Much better ending than going to battle Tempus with green rocks, right?



But that would mean going 24 hours without looking in the mirror.

LOIS: <wryly> What? It's time for your date with destiny?

-- Response to John's FDK -- (cont.)

That's because he was working at the DP in alt-dimension for three + years, before coming to this dimension.

As she did in canon.

Not any more than he did in canon.

That too.

Really? I've never heard this.



It would have been fine if Clark had been listening with his brain instead of his heart.

CLARK: But that doesn't make sense. You mean you want to keep seeing me?

That too.

LOIS: I'm speaking clearly. Why doesn't he understand?

Than her going to meet Lex without him. Yes.

They are both blind in their own way.

But it makes much more sense than the truth.

She doesn't remember this.

Yes, I realized this. They'll show up soon again for another cameo.

CLARK: Er... I'm just all muscle, Lois. Very solid.

LOIS: Uh-huh.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Not with two Jimmys alive in the dimension.

Who is Superam? And why is Clark speaking to him? Just kidding.

Well, Superman was being paged by the Bat... er... "help" signal.

If he weren't so darn important, she'd tell him stuff we couldn't print on the Gfic boards.

Possibly.

He did this in canon too. I don't understand she allowed him to treat her this way and nobody else.

No, it's more of saying that Kent isn't important enough to get to know.

Comparisons. Good for the soul.

Well, the pizza had been hot when they ordered it.

Which is why Lois not doing so makes her more sexy.

Pretty much.



LOIS: I guess it was rude, but I wasn't in the mood for remembering that night.

LEX: Oh, please. That was months ago! She can't expect me to remember that.

Because Lex is?

She doesn't think he could possbily be referring to himself.

LOIS: He shot me by accident, and he "bought" me, not to have sex, but to rescue me. He was thinking of my best interest, just the application was wrong.

Yes, I had this great argument planned between Lex and Lois where he confronts her on being soft on Superman, about how they really didn't know any more about him, than they knew when he first arrived, but... well, it seemed a bit out of character so it got dropped. Also, I didn't want Lois slapping Lex in this scene.

LOIS: And I SOooooo would have slapped him.

Well, he's her partner, the man she's been fantasizing about for over a month, and her best friend. <<not necessarily in that order>>

LOIS: How about he works on not getting bombed at all? Wait, costume?



How about the new saying: "Blind as the best friend of a Bat"?

Nope, she picked it up, but in being distracted by all that kissing and back rubs, they forgot to take the videocamera out of the window by the tub. Should I clarify this? Or does the mystery work?

LOIS: So, Superman can read Clark's thoughts.

READER: Good Point. But he just spilled on their story, before it hit print.

That would be ribbing by the MPD.

CLARK: Thanks. It's nice to know I'm getting better at this lying thing.

READER:

Neither can Superman.

Possbily, but then he might have to turn in his Lunkhead membership card.

Ken: Thanks for delurking to say hi.

But she doesn't know about that part.

I cannot see how I would finish this story before 100 parts, yes, as 85 are already completed.

Laura: Thanks. I'm glad you liked this.

Joan: Thanks for the FDK. Oh, and

I have "no said"? I have said on multiple occasions (recently) that it WILL. That was also around the time I started calling it a soap opera.

I really wasn't going to bring Det. Henderson back, but then I'd have to use Insp. Henderson, Sgt. Zymack, Det. Wolfe, oooh. I guess I haven't used... that female detective yet, I guess she could pop in.

Delayed reaction?

LOIS: Luthor =

No, I just wanted to be happy about it. Although it is probably a surprise to him.

OK, the wording was poor. What I was going for is in general men are more like the tempurature lower than women.

I mean to say "she has now said". I guess I need to proof read better. I meant "now".

Is this why women are generally referred to as "hot"? And here I thought my hubby was complimenting me.

Regarding this statement I refer to you to my response to Ken's FDK for Part 20 of Matchmaker Chron. <<If it makes you feel better I'm constantly editing my posts to correct them.>>

I have just spent the last, uum, nine (or maybe ten?) days reading through Another Lois and then catching up through this one.

Just, wow. I'm addicted to this story. And poor Clark, guy just CAN'T catch a break!

Mari-El: Wow! Thanks. Welcome to my little, tiny epic to break the archives (hopefully, not literally).



Thanks. Hence, it's new nickname "The Soap Opera"



Thank you for your comments.

Both are correct. Here at the South we use Tua. But all the other States use Sua.

I find it wrong (sua is the possessive from the 3ª person!), but I live in the only State that speaks Portuguese as it's taught in the Grammar books. All the other States speak "sua" because they use the pronoun "você" while we use "tu". So we have to bow and accept "sua" as correct. I believe Portuguese courses teach "você" and its correspondent possessives as the norm because - although we speak the formal Portuguese - we are minority.

Clark visited the North, so "sua" is appropriated. It's what he would hear there. I wrote a long post to Virginia about it with more Portuguese grammar than she would need to know. :p

Andreia

Both are correct. Here at the South we use Tua. But all the other States use Sua.

I find it wrong (sua is the possessive from the 3ª person!), but I live in the only State that speaks Portuguese as it's taught in the Grammar books. All the other States speak "sua" because they use the pronoun "você" while we use "tu". So we have to bow and accept "sua" as correct.

Suddenly, I get why she’s not yet figured out that her on-and-off boyfriend likes to dress in tights.



For some reason I tried to put this in Season 4 during the Krytponian invasion. Hope that didn’t shake any teeth loose, again.

Right. *That* meeting.

Oy. He slapped her again. This time on the other cheek.



Really? Isn’t that awfully common for him?

Clark doesn’t have *cold* leftover pizza.

No. He also expected her to put out.

Hey. At least he didn’t call her a hooker, outright, at least. Then again, that surf and turf is what he dishes his acquaintances of the evening.

Huh.

Fun thought!

CLARK:
LEX:

Uh-oh. Lex bombed the Lexor!

LEX: Please. Please. Please. Let Kent be a smear on the wall.

Get that thing away from him!

So, he’s playing the strong, tough male for the sexy paramedic, trying to pick her up?

Umm…that’s not going to relax him.

TOGOM is going to send her to the nuthouse.

Awwww, is that the first time he’s said it?

LOIS: Don’t change the subject.

Nah, I’m sure Superman could talk Clark into a threesome.

Michael

Michael: Thanks for the FDK! They always make me

LOIS: Is he calling me stupid?

LOIS: What? Naked fire drill?

CLARK:

<<cough>> Tempus Fugitive <<cough>>

Hmmmm. I'm sure she would have put on something to wear, so she wouldn't have been naked. <<whistling innocently>>

CLARK: Hey, other than the second hand smoke, that doesn't sound like a bad look for Lois.

He's still amazed that she likes him, so he expects her to dump him at any moment.

She meant it would have gotten cold in the meantime...

LOIS: Ugh.

You mean, this time?

Actually, the scene originally went on with Lex telling Lois that she had been all soft-ball with Superman and how they didn't know anything about him, but it just ticked Lois off and made Lex seem a bit less subtle, so it got cut... maybe he'll bring up the subject again later on.

-- Continuation of response to Michael's FDK --
LEX: Don't be ridiculous. I don't bomb my own companies. <<looks down to check his manicure as he says this>>

LEX: He's not worth my effort.

MRS. COX: Don't be silly. Mr. Luthor doesn't pay me for sex. That's complimentary.

Yes, but if she didn't help Lex with his stress, he'd take it out on another poor helpless woman... or Lois.

LOIS:

CLARK: Uh... er... um... Okay.

LOIS: That's the plan... I didn't say it was a good plan, but that's it.

So, basically, always?

Like he didn't have performance problems due to her dying after consummation beforehand!

You’re welcome! I do hope to be able and do my next batch tomorrow!

TEMPUS: Some might even say, ‘galactically so’.

Michael

Yippie! It's tomorrow already!

LOIS:

Oh, dear, was I vague again?


LOIS: Men. :rolleyes: I can be sick to my stomach without having sex. Thank you very much!

MRS. COX:

LOIS: How many brillo pads do I need to get the Lex stench off me?

LEX: Thank you, Mrs. Cox. We don't need them to have the details.

MRS. COX: But... but... but... it's not in my job description?

LOIS:

CLARK: Uh... Thank you?

TEMPUS: What did *I* do?

Don’cha worry. It’s just a matter of ER not remembering his episodes.

Michael

Um... killed off her true Clark?

Oh, dear, time to floss that eidetic memory again.

LOIS: <<gasps>> Um... I was adopted?

CLARK: How about I just zap her naked body with my heat vision to decontaminate her?

LOIS: I choose option #3!

CLARK: Oooops?

He prefers to pay her for this than let her give it to him for free?

CLARK: I completely agree. The Lois from my home dimension hasn't been fun for years.

No, he just put the Kryptonite in the cradle. It was established that the EW caused the Kryptonite to remain there for a long enough period of time so ER could have something to laugh at.

Are you suggesting I should run some dental floss through my brain? Isn’t that a bad idea? Let’s try this… if I put it into the left ear using a long needl-



Michael

TEMPUS: But... I want to be the bad guy!

Not literally.

Michael?

Ooops.

Michael