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Lois would test her new cooking knife collection on him?
TJO is at the end of S2 and Jimmy took her unused cooking knife out on her. (Although, technically, she was using it to cut fruit at the time, so I guess she DID use it.) I'm lost on why you think that Lois would attack Jimmy for not passing on a message for a booty call with Lucy to Clark?

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/imagines Lois/ “He’s got a face?”
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Probably. After all, Lex must be able to dump his bodies *somewhere*.
There's always Hobs Bay.

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No, not really. /wonders if Virginia understands code correctly…/
Oh, I understand. But if Superman didn't and he expected coffee and only coffee...

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The wrath of Lois? Or to protect his modesty?
The latter. The wrath of Lois only comes after she gets the bill for the repairs.

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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.