I'll probably rot in H-E-double-toothpicks for this, but I was laughing my a-dash-double-wiggley-snakes off for pretty much the entire ride. Real glad to know that this was meant as satire before reading! wink

And I found the epilogue to be amusing.


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*