I'll probably rot in H-E-double-toothpicks for this, but I was laughing my a-dash-double-wiggley-snakes off for pretty much the entire ride. Real glad to know that this was meant as satire before reading!
And I found the epilogue to be amusing.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley:I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*