What a great,funny story!!!

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"Oh, dammit! Lois Lane, you are as blind as you are dense! Let me spell it out for you. Clark. Kent. Is. Batman."
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"What is it, Lois? You want to plunge the dagger even deeper into my self-esteem?"
I busted out laughing at these two lines...it's genius.

Great job thumbsup

Clark: "Can I have a rat chief? Can I, huh? Please?"

Perry: "Clark, do you want me to send you to the dark room?"

Clark: "The dark room?"