Originally Posted by Darth Michael
EW: No! Never! They wouldn't dare. They all talk like Clark. They say one thing while meaning another.
ER: But doesn’t that require intelligence and the ability to reason?
LOIS: Your point being…?
CLARK: /misses Sue S. and Female Hawk, neither of whom write him as a lunkhead/
EW: [Linked Image]

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LUCY: Spring Breaker?
EW: That's sick.
ER: What? Isn’t it a common trope that…things…happen on spring break and get recorded for posterity and financial gain of creative entrepreneurs?
Funny thing. Guess which man who man millions asking girls to go wild just had a daughter? Wonder what kind of advice he'll have for her when she wants to go away for Spring Break? I love Kharma.

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LOIS: Any younger and she'd be...
LUCY: <is still in college>
LOIS: Right. Underage.
LEX: I believe the former Italian prime minister just got away with that one…
LOIS: This is America and that's frowned upon here.

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CLARK: I wouldn't say 'no' to that.
HERB: But... but... but the curse!
CLARK: /rolls eyes/ He's never seen RotJ.
ER: Because it would be worth it or because there wouldn’t be any consummation.
LOIS: Because I’d be wasting Tempus first.
CLARK: Of course it would be work the risk. huh Or do you mean that seeing Lois dressed like Princess Leia in the slave girl costume will give me a heart attack? Is that why we wouldn't consummate?

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.