Originally Posted by Darth Michael
EW: Actually, I believe Catholic priests only allow Catholics to use confessionals. Or maybe it's just a lie to get people to convert.
ER: Next you’re saying politicians lie, too! /stunned/
No! Never! They wouldn't dare. They all talk like Clark. They say one thing while meaning another.

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Now isn’t she the materialistic little… I think there’s a job title for women who get paid to let other people film them as they perform sexual acts.
LUCY: Spring Breaker?
That's sick. And how does that make those women porn stars?

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Oh dear. Does that mean the investigation section won’t be over by 192?
No, my final part too longer than anticipated, so it ends with Part 193. On the plus side, you get a couple of extra Lois and Clark scenes. I mean, if you like that sort of thing.

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Well…considering Lois never…entertained while she was on camera…
DIRT DIGGER: She was naked in the shower touching herself while it was all recorded for posterity, right?
ER: Well…
DIRT DIGGER: Porn.
LOIS: I was washing myself! And those videos were taking without my consent.
DIRT DIGGER: Since you knew about them and didn't object, consent was implied.
LOIS: /shows Randy Goode how the phrase 'implied consent' makes a woman feel/
GOODE: [Linked Image]

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Lois is more of action sort of woman, than a voyeur. Instead of watching she'd want to...
LEX: Sold!
LOIS: Not with you.
LEX: But... but... I've already paid.
ER: Maybe he could get a refund? Or trade her in for a younger model?
LOIS: Any younger and she'd be...
LUCY: wave
LOIS: Right. Underage.

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CLARK: /glances down at his gold costume/ So, if I dressed up like Han Solo would you say yes?
ER: And he’d like Lois to repurpose her harem’s outfit?
CLARK: I wouldn't say 'no' to that.
HERB: But... but... but the curse!
CLARK: /rolls eyes/ He's never seen RotJ.

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He did fire-insure them for 150 a piece.
I don't think you're allowed to insure something for more than its value.
LEX: They were collectors' items because I had personally touched them.


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