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No! Never! They wouldn't dare. They all talk like Clark. They say one thing while meaning another.
But doesn’t that require intelligence and the ability to reason?
LOIS: Your point being…?
CLARK: help

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LUCY: Spring Breaker?
That's sick.
What? Isn’t it a common trope that…things…happen on spring break and get recorded for posterity and financial gain of creative entrepreneurs?

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And how does that make those women porn stars?
I didn’t say that. Although it *is* the common definition.

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I mean, if you like that sort of thing.
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LOIS: /shows Randy Goode how the phrase 'implied consent' makes a woman feel/
GOODE: <requests transplant of male reproductive organs>
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LOIS: Any younger and she'd be...
LUCY: <is still in college>
LOIS: Right. Underage.
LEX: I believe the former Italian prime minister just got away with that one…

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CLARK: I wouldn't say 'no' to that.
HERB: But... but... but the curse!
CLARK: /rolls eyes/ He's never seen RotJ.
Because it would be worth it or because there wouldn’t be any consummation.
LOIS: Because I’d be wasting Tempus first.

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He did fire-insure them for 150 a piece.
I don't think you're allowed to insure something for more than its value.
LEX: They were collectors' items because I had personally touched them.
clap Plus, they are all unique pieces.
Check out here: http://cdn.zocoi.com/188/05.jpg (Panels 3 and 4)

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