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re-reading the newly reinstated Ch 7 of Dare, I may not be coherent though.
Anyway, I was reading in someone else's fic where Lois didn't always lock all of her locks because then the would-be robber would locking some locks while trying to unlock them, and I agreed that did sound like something Lois would enjoy. Torturing a would-be robber.
Yeah…only, I’ve never seen a lock that you would be able to lock by turning the key in the direction
Although, the number of people who easily enter Lois's apartment, we should probably recommend her locking her windows by the fire escape, since they most likely don't enter through the front door.
Yes, but then she’d have to give a window-key to Superman…
I have no plans to ever write a Lois and Lex sex scene after reading the one that Mrs. Luthor penned over yonder. (i.e. "Your Worst Nightmare").
Umm…I’m backlogged?
Yes, but the surprise is that Lois knows it.
LOIS: Is the EW insinuating that I’m not classically educated? Because she’d be right.
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Lois! Not on this side of the boards. And not after you’ve called of the wedding! That’s unseemly.
Murder is unseemly on the Gfic boards?
Oh. No I was going for unseemly touching.
I thought they had no need for a rehearsal?
You mean, rehearsing her turning him down at the wedding? Good one!
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Isn’t normally the ceremony larger than the reception?
I've never heard of inviting more people to a wedding than the reception.
Funny, I think over here it’s vice versa.
Only to mention that's where Cat Grant moved after leaving Metropolis.
First reporter in space!
LOIS:
Also, if it’s on Netflix, you so need to get it!
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LEX: Or a frozen fish.
LOIS: Ewww. You have a frozen fish in your pocket.
LEX: Well, actually...
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Brave. Stupid. But very brave.
LEX: What? She doesn't have a knife in her... Lois! Where did you get that gun?
Templeton’s Guns & Ammo?
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He does realize just how close he’s getting to receiving a knee-jerk reaction. Even if it would been belaying their honeymoon until he’s healed again.
LEX: Exactly why I know it won't happen.
Is he implying that Lois would never jeopardize a happy honeymoon after her wedding?
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Didn’t she mention no alcohol?
Why, yes. Yes, she did, but apparently, Lois wasn't adamant enough about it.
So, she should have taken the Champagne bottle and smashed it against Lex’s head until it was no longer viable?
LOIS: I may do *my* laundry, but don't even think about suggesting I ever do anyone elses!
SUPERMAN: Oh, dear. It seems I got a smudge of dirt on my Blue suit.
LOIS: Take it off! I'll wash it, right now. We can't have you flying about dirty, now can we? You can just wait in my bedroom.
LEX: Now, that just doesn't seem fair.
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ER: /suggests what Lois should do with her knee/
There's a reason he's circling around behind her.
He’s experienced?
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He’s finally gone mad, is he?
Because he thinks everyone thinks like he does?
Yeah.
LOIS: Why didn't I think of that? Re-write!
CLARK: What do you mean, she said 'I do' and went off on the honeymoon with Luthor?
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shock What?
hyper I can still surprise Michael!
Well…it’s easy. All you have to do is go off book.
It explains why she seemed to get younger over the years. Also... well, you'll see. <EW being E>
RUSSIAN MOB: I've had her and so has everyone else. Why would I want used goods? Now, if you brought me Cat Grant, I hear she's got talent.
LUCY: Hey!
Mother Arnold doesn't drink.
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Or maybe a root canal?
LOIS: I have just the right drill for it.
No, Lois doesn't want to be that close to Lex's mouth.
Actually, she could plant one foot on his throat as she’s standing about him, and then plunge the drill straight down. She’d be farther away with her mouth from his then when she snogged him a couple of parts ago.
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LOIS: He’s a murdering thief and a natural born psychopathic sociopath who liked to sleep around.
CLARK: You forgot to mention that he isn't a young man.
Jealous, much?
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So… another 25 parts till Lois walks down the isle?
With Lex? With Clark? With Dan? I'm only 5 parts out, so I don't think I can honestly answer where we'll be in 25 parts.
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I'm hoping sometime in the fall though... in the story, that is.
Hey!
Thanks for inspiring my muse.
Always!
Michael
