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Originally posted by Irene D.:
Jen, just a suggestion about the dog situation - what about bribery? A dog biscuit or treat in hand might lead him to follow you into the bedroom.

Irene
Ok how silly is this. He doesn't respond to bribery! He's far too crafty for his dog self. He just *knows* that if I'm going to bribe him, he has to do something he doesn't want to do. I actually have to take him for a walk or a ride in the car just to get him on a leash when I put him in the kitchen to go out of the house. I have to plot. against. him. Fortunately, my big laugh in all of this is muahaha, I no longer live here, and I'm only visiting for two non consecutive weeks. The inner workings of Mom's dog are...unbelievable...


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy