Lois: (off screen) "You're... juggling. You're a clown? Bozo the Clown!"
Clark: (exasperated) "Jeez, Lois, no, I'm supposed to be--"
Lois: "Shh. Talking is not allowed. You really stink at Charades, Clark."


"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.