excuse me? i asked for this to be shaken, not stirred. what gives? ... how can i tell? isn't it obvious? see the way these vodka molecules over here... uhm, that is... it tastes different. that's why i ordered it that way. ... no, i don't think i'm james bond. i'm su-- just a mild-mannered reporter. who happens to have unusually sensitive taste buds. some people are like that, okay? now, can i have the drink i ordered, please?
