Okay, there've been no new captions today so I guess it's time for me to pick a winner. Lots of good ones here - I laughed at Paul's image of Clark collaping at the thought of Superman's exhaustion, and Laura's 'pucker up' raised a grin too. Tank's haircut made me groan.
And as for Paul's TOGOM rewrites...
But these two really did it for me:
Lois: Clark?! Clark, I was kidding! I'm not really having Lex's baby; it was an April Fool's joke! Clark?!
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Clark (thinking): I should tell her I'm not really dead...
Lois: Stand back, everyone! I'm going to try mouth-to-mouth!
Clark: Then again...
The winner is: Queen of the Capes! Step up, Mary!
Wendy