Lois: "Clark? CLARK! I'm so sorry! I promise it will never happen again! We will never EVER eat at Ralph's Pagoda again, no matter who invites us! Dad, don't just stand there, quick call an ambulance, we need to get Clark's stomach pumped immediately!"
Clark: [groaning and dis-joined] "It's not...so much the...food...as their new...green salt & pepper...shakers. They're turning...my stomach!"
Sam: [off stage] "CHECK PLEASE!"
