Lois: What the---? Hey, there's lipstick on his collar!
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Lois: Clark?! Clark, I was kidding! I'm not really having Lex's baby; it was an April Fool's joke! Clark?!
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Clark (thinking): I should tell her I'm not really dead...
Lois: Stand back, everyone! I'm going to try mouth-to-mouth!
Clark: Then again...