There's that wonderful sense of humor. Mary, you truly crack me up. How about sending some fandoms to finishing school, as in finish your thoughts and sentences.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.