Ack!! I know I've read that one! I remember how it went. Clark had this spot on his glasses and he was terrified of taking them off to wipe the lens and couldn't get a private moment... and then that hilarious ending to it all. Now, if only I could remember the title... or the author... <sigh> Once again, FoLCs, this is the reason I don't generally participate in quizzes.
Okay, fine. I resorted to googling the archive, if only to save what's left of my own sanity. This is
Like Putting On a Pair Of Glasses by LC Rich.
So... time for a new one, huh? Right. BRB.
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Browse, browse, browse... Hey! You know what? I just remembered one! It's an oldie but a goodie. Huh, and look here. It's even on the theme page. Forgot about that.
Hmm, it's a little too easy by the quote, but a little too hard by the age. So, it balances out, right?
Have fun.
"Oh no you don't, big boy. You have a deserter here, Lois."
Bully! Picking up a cat by his stomach. Not even a hello
scratch. Harumph!
"Thanks, Clark. Ever since he got out and met Mrs. Comarch's
yellow tabby, he's wanted nothing more than to see her again."
Hello! Put me down!
"Careful, Clark, he doesn't like being picked up by the belly,
he might... Clark, are you all right! Bad Elroy! Bad!"
Yeeouch! He's tougher than he looks! I almost lost a claw on
that one. Come to think of it, he smells different. What does
he smell of? Oh no! He smells like that big blue bird that
keeps landing in here. Why can't Mom have some nice *normal*
smelling friends?
Paul
