smile Okay, so I thought I'd throw this in there just because I'm hanging out with one of my roommates watching Lifetime (I'm a Lifetime junkie), and this bit totally caught our attention mid conversation.

Susan: I think I'm pregnant.
Guy: Uh, Susan, I had a vasectomy.
*Susan's shocked expression*
My roommate and I: goofy


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy