That is NOT my child, Rachel! You've been having an affair!

No, John, I won't marry you! For God sakes, you used to be my sister!

Dammit, Lisa! How could you go off and marry my brother! You're pregnant with my child!

John's. Not. Dead. He faked it so he wouldn't have to last through another waste of day married to YOU!


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy