For some reason, trying to remember all these lines I've watched in mexican soap-operas (I used to be a BIG, BIG fan) is making me ROTFLOL. (BTW, Julie, I love your lines.)

Taken from various of the aforementioned mexican soap-operas:

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Don't shoot, (put name here), he's our son!!
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You never loved me, (put name here). All you wanted was my money!
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I can't believe it... The man I hate more than anyone else... the one that took away from me the woman I love... is my son??
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I love her more than my own life [typical laugh ].
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She can never love you, she only loves me!
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You're no good enough for him!
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Please, forgive me, (put name here).
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You killed him!!
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I chose the cliche-iest, Sara laugh

AnnaBtG.

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