I don't think the rules said anything about the archive...
Well, if no one recognizes it, I'll 'fess up, and either way I'll post a link -- it *is* available on Zoom's boards (hint: look around April of '02 ). I love this story <g>
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
