If Clark weren't a reporter, what would he do for a living? The challenge is to come up with 100 other (preferably humorous) alternate occupations for Clark. Here are a few to get started:

1) Clark owns the "Super-Speedy Delivery Service." His motto? When it absolutely, positively has to be there in the next minute.

2) Clark decides to be a beach bum. He becomes a living metal detector and lives off the spare change he finds on the beach.

3) Clark gets a security job at an airport.

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Lynn