Thanks, I got it! Aww, c'mon. Smallville isn't that bad! I haven't actually had time to watch it, but I got down the episode transcripts and it seems quite interesting. It's no Lois and Clark, of course, but it has it's merits.
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
