Hey, Tank, speaking of hair gel...
This is totally unrelated to "Aussie Rules", but your comments brought to mind this hilarious little bit from Corrina's previous fic,
"The Press Conference" , where Clark calls a press conference to explain those compromising photos of Lois and Superman in flagrante delicto at the Chateau Roberge:
"So you're telling us that you *dressed* up in the Superman suit
and looked so much like him, you fooled the entire world?"
"I didn't *just* dress up," Clark said indignantly. "I gelled my
hair and took off my glasses too."