Here in Sri Lanka, it is exactly 12 noon of Friday the 23rd of March.

So:

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to youuu!
Happy Birthday dear Rachellll!!
Happy birthday tooo yooooouuuu!!!! smile1

*Neighbour’s dog howls in accompaniment*

*shoots dog* mad

Right, then. Party!

sloppy

((((Smirky))))

*runs off to read*

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.