Happy Birthday--the way Clark might relay it: Bonne Fete A Toi Bonne Fete A Toi Bonne Fete A ....... Bonne Fete A Toi (French)  and dance 
Johnny was a chemist,
Now Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H two O
Was really H two S O four.
--Lab safety limrick--
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