Originally posted by YConnell: PS: I've been practising Chopin's Funeral March for a while now and I'm getting quite good. Just let me know when you need me.  
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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