Well, as fanfiction.net seems to have gone AWOL for the moment (perhaps by this evil slammer worm going around?), I can't look at the Farscape/SG1/BG story. However, this coffee story sounds like fun.. do you have a link, Pam?

"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited