Ann, I saw the "Sorry!" thread in Fanfic-Related and appreciated that you apologized for wrongly assuming that DJ's story was a deathfic. But, at least as far as I'm concerned, your belief is no excuse for having started this particular thread in the first place.
To me, the essence of your post says "Well, since you insist on writing Lois deathfics, let me show some new and imaginative ways to kill her off." At best, that's total sarcasm; at worst, utter rudeness, in my opinion.
You persist in calling death-of-Lois fics a popular subgenre, yet you can present absolutely no facts to back up that statement. Perhaps because these stories disturb you (and others, you're certainly not alone out there) to your inner core, that makes them stand out above many of the others and makes you believe that they're pervading L&Cdom.
Kathy
