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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
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No, no. That's what he heard initially... He's currently trying to find a different meaning.
ER: doesn’t sound like he’s succeeded, yet.
Lana's programming is hard to wipe clean.

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LEX: Pity. Fry him!
LOIS: Nooo! /holds on to Superman for dear life while Lex turns up the high voltage/
LEX (some minutes later): /help/
hyper Wait. Why is there a list?

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LANA: Yeah, and not all of us gold digging sluts are bad news!
CLARK: <speaks from experience> Are you sure about that?
CLARK: But to be fair, I never had much gold she could dig out of me.
LANA: And he wonders why I didn’t let him score more often.
LANA: But he had sooooo much potential!

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I don’t think this is strictly legal in Metropolis.

PHIL: When did defending one's fiancee from slander become illegal?
ER: /points at laws about violence outside of sporting events/
PERRY: Anyone evidence Phil beating up Wally?
DP STAFFERS: [Linked Image]
WALLY: You think I'm going to admit that nerd beat me up?
LOIS: /coughing/ Pot. Kettle./cough/

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.