Darth Michael: Thanks for the FDK. hyper
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“…she’s gone undercover to prove that he was the one who tried to kill you…”
What Clark hears: [Lois has gone 'under the covers'...]
No, no. That's what he heard initially... He's currently trying to find a different meaning.

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Funny thing about that, actually, considering part 156…
Sorry, I cannot comment about that until Part 156.

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TEMPUS: Noob. Dying while you set the other guy up to die, now *that’s* ironic.
CLARK: Phew, it's so nice to hear that Tempus is still more ironic than I am.
LEX: He meant *me*! Oh, wait. Never mind. Superman, definitely Superman. Nobody would ever all ME a noob!
TEMPUS: Noob.

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LEX: /awards failing grade in Peeping 101/
MRS. COX: /shakes head, reviewing his grades/ I'm sorry, Lex. It look like Superman will never be able to see the light and work for us.
NIGEL: I have to concur, sir. He's failed Peeping 101, Eavesdropping 101, and even remedial Eavesdropping 01. He earned some points on his B&E 101 final, but then lost them when he paid for and replaced Ms. Lane's window. All in all, I'm afraid he'll remain an adversary.
LEX: Pity. Fry him!
CLARK: I really don't like fried food, but thank you anyway.

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He’s not really aware that there’s a double standard involved, is he?
CLARK: Can’t be. Otherwise, it would mean that Lois *has* standards and considering whom she’s shacking up with…
LOIS: You.
CLARK: See, no standards at... hyper Me! Me! I'll go!

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/points at tB&tB Season 2/
[Linked Image] No Spoilers! It hasn't posted to Netflix yet!

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That they’re expecting chucklings?
CLARK: Oh, congratulations! clap Wait. Say, what?

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Maybe Lois *should* try hydrogen peroxide?
Well, the wig she wore to Louie's was blonde...

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like that guy... uh… the one they found in France last week. You know the one, tortured beyond recognition and left to rot in the catacombs.”
ER: /raises hand/ Oooooh! Oooooh!
EW: /points/ Michael? And your guess is...?

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Any woman who would reject a regular guy’s proposal for that kind of money and power was bad news.
Or a gold digging slut.
LANA: Yeah, and not all of us gold digging sluts are bad news!
CLARK: [Linked Image] Are you sure about that?

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I don’t think this is strictly legal in Metropolis.
PHIL: When did defending one's fiancee from slander become illegal?

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.