Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: I didn't think Cat went out with mucky guys.
ER: No, this was a reference to…technique?
LOIS: That's not the kind of muck I was referring to. And, Cat, ewwwww!
CLARK: [Big Grin] For when your hero isn't in town.
ER: /whispers to Lois/ It also comes supplied with a crystal stud on the lock, in case the Superhero is feeling amorous, too.
LOIS:
Is it a green crystal?
CLARK: That isn't very nice. How am I supposed to get the thing off her if I've been exposed to.... oh, right, yeah, that's a brilliant idea! No way to activate the curse that way.
LOIS: So, wait. I've got to wear this thing forever?!
She’s much more touchy-feely than a guy?
/points to Terry's 'Wonder of Love' story/
LOIS: /whispers/ Valdez has hair in her pits. /points to Gloria from the print shop/ Not all of us resemble the pretty dancers from the Jabba the Hut scene.
LEX: [Shock] My Eyes! My eyes! I can no longer see.
ER: /suggests a casting call from Return of the Jedi/
Pretty much.
LOIS: Trust me, if he wants me to do THAT, the pain in his shoulder will be the least of his worries /reminds ER about bucket of worms/
ER: /points at previous FDK-FDK-FDK/
That's the one.
LEX: /points to snake from The Pilot/ I live life on the edge.
LOIS: /bumps him with her elbow/ Oh, dear. Did I knock you off?
ER: Oh dear. Lex made like Humpty Dumpty.
/Points to HoL/ It's fate.
EW: But my readers have been begging me to get Lois and Clark together, and I always listen to my readers. [Evil]
ER: Only when it suits your needs. Hmm… [idea!] just like Lois!
LOIS: Hey! /shrugs/ Well, okay, I'll give you that one.
