Darth Michael: Only 5 behind on the first response of FDK. hyper I was so excited when my email account showed only 1 page of FDK to respond to. It's been at 2+ pages for so long.

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Lois hurried out of her bathroom and over to the living room phone as she tied shut her towel around her torso.
Spy-Cams: She’s mixing up the show dance
Yes, I may have thrown out that Lois was barely covered in her towel for my male Readers.
LEX: You meant 'viewers', right?

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CAT: Honey, you’re doing it wrong. /hands her card/ Here, I’m holding a seminar next weekend on how to do that properly.
I didn't think Cat went out with mucky guys.

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LEX: [happy smile] /Elvis voice/ She loves me sooooo…
The night before...
LOIS: /looks at self in mirror/ No, this one won't work. The skirt's too... /thinks 'short'/

LEX: /watching from his apartment/ 'long'. Definitely.

Next dress...

LOIS: Too low bodice.

LEX: True, better to go with the bodice-less dress.

Next dress...

LOIS: Oh! This is just hideous. Why did I buy this again. /remembers / Right. Gift from my mom. Ugh.

LEX: /crosses Ellen's name off wedding guest list/

Next dress... and so on...

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What did one wear for ‘a date with one’s stalker’ one was investigating?
ER: /supplies picture of Kryptonian chastity belt/
CLARK: laugh For when your hero isn't in town.

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Oops? I think he got the message.
LOIS: /note to self/ Invent time machine, give Lex poison ivy drawer satchel instead.
ALT-TIMELINE LEX: /scratching/ Nigel, check with my maids and see if they changes laundry soap on me, will you?

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/hands Lois card for Assassins’R’Us – now available in a CostMart near you/
LOIS: I choose option # 2. Extended vacation on tropical island with hero of my choice.
BATMAN: I'm Batman!
FLASH: I'm quick!
LOIS: Neither of those are selling points.
GREEN LANTERN: I'm green.
GREEN ARROW: Well, so am I.
LOIS: You boys should really have that checked.
WONDER WOMAN: I won't sexually assault you with my eyes.
OTHER JUSTICE LEAGUERS: Hey!
SUPERMAN: [Linked Image]
BATMAN: You noticed that she said "*sexually* assault you" and "with her eyes".
LOIS: I noticed. Well, Superman, it looks like it'll have to be you.
SUPERMAN: Well, there is the newest member of the team. Lois, meet Carlos the "Jaguar".
JAGUAR: I'm a priest.
LOIS: Who wants to spend hide out on a tropical island with a priest?
JAGUAR: /takes off mask/ Who looks like Clark Kent.
LOIS: Well, then... um... /looks between the two of them/ This is awkward.
SUPERMAN: You'll get as much action with him as you will with me.
LOIS: Assassins R' Us, huh? Sounds promising.

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Does that mean she’d be willing to boink him until he’s asleep and she gets to sneak around in his penthouse?
LOIS: No!
EW: But that gives me an interesting idea. wave Hi, Bill. How's Junior?
BRUCE WAYNE: Is your apartment filled with computer equipment and bats?
CLARK: I'm not rich and my lair isn't underground, so I don't have to answer that question. [Linked Image]

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.