Quote
Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: <<blushing adorably>> yeah, but that’s been done and I believe it’s not very popular any longer.
Not particularly. At least, not with women.

Quote
But he’s got a bone!
[Linked Image]

Quote
She’s learned from Lana’s mistakes. Plus, she’s way too horny to deny herself nookie. This was hilarious!
evil I have good days. Thanks.

Quote
ER: <<re: Lana>> Well, he was out there helping half of Metropolis, why can’t she, too?

CLARK: But I didn't start doing that until AFTER you broke up with me! <<mostly>>

ER: Isn’t that what people refer to as ‘details’?
Clark was talking to alt-Lana in his statement earlier, not Lois. It is already known by the Readers of this story that Clark, on occasion, helped out the citizens of Metropolis while engaged to Lana.

Quote
CLARK: I'm not stupid! Just drinking milk isn't consummation, right. Right?

LOIS: <<mad>>
CLARK: So, ooops? laugh [Linked Image] Is she upset about the milk drinking reference or the non-consummation reference?

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
---
"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.