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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
There there. And you can. There *is* a double standard there. Guys are unicorn bait. Girls, well, in case of Lois Lex did offer a lot of money for services not rendered.
I thought double standard went the other way. Guys could have a lot of ex-partners, while women were supposed to stay virginal?

LOIS: Well, I believe in women's lib.

CLARK: What's *that* supposed to mean?

LOIS: That I have to act like a man in this business.

CLARK: Um... I didn't think you were like Cat.

LOIS: <<raises brow>> Is that what you thought I mean?

CLARK: Er... no?

LOIS: <<crosses arms>>

CLARK: NO! Absolutely not! You're nothing like Cat.

LOIS: You do realize you won't be able to get out of this doghouse for a while.

CLARK: So, every time I compare you to Cat, I push back the start of our intimacy? [Linked Image]

LOIS: No, Clark. I wouldn't reward and punish you with sex.

CLARK: clap

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Or maybe the customer is just plain stupid.
CLARK: I'm not stupid! Just drinking milk isn't consummation, right. Right?

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No, I meant, those where actually quite literal.
Hence Clark's adamant denial.

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RALPH: /raises hand/
Someone in the ROOM!

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Oh boy. We already have an unfinished story out there where Clark committed suicide after Lois kind of died on his watch.
And Mouserocks's completed deathfics.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.