wave Virginia!

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Don't you hate it when it does that?
Yeah, it really feels like Groundhog Week.

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CLARK: So, Lois isn't dead.

LOIS: No, but you will be.
Umm… Does she mean Clark or ER? [Linked Image]

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LOIS: So, I what exactly? Lose my eyesight? Um... I thought that only was rumored to happen if you did things by yourself, not with another.
Well…Lucy’s gift did come with a book on how to self-teach Braille.

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HERB: Actually, my dear boy*, the curse says that *one* of the two will die, not necessarily Lois.
ER: Meh, it’s usually Lois who dies. Much more fun that way.

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Gee, that's too bad. So, is Luthor still available?
/watches as Clark dies after all/ What da ya know? Wells was right after all.

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CLARK: Um... guys, can we stop talking about this? It's making me a bit... well, uncomfortable and nervous.
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CAT: Trust me, Clark, you don't have anything to be nervous about.

CLARK: How? What? How?

CAT: We've all got super powers, honey. That's mine.
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So, she took a look at Lois’s love life and determined that it wouldn’t take much to leave an impression?

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That explains the toilet humor still funny to my hubby.
[Linked Image] There’s only two sorts of guys. Those who laugh. And those who try to hide their laughing.

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And from what I hear, they are long enough to actually be considered a distraction from my writing
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(as if I should be the one talking here).
Yeah. /eyes rotting pumpkin shaped like a Superman-S/

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LOIS: You mean the others don't care that he lies to them?

CLARK: <<shrugs sheepishly>>
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CLARK: Oooooooh. That point too.

LOIS: Formerly put out for you.

CLARK: <another missed chance of a lifetime>
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CLARK: <<burp>> ooops. Maybe if I breath really heavily on her some of the molecules will float out of my mouth and on to her skin...
Like so? [Linked Image]

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LOIS: It depends on how he says it. With words: Yes. Without, maybe I'd cave.
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quote: You mean, she gets the old itch and Cat gets proven right?

LOIS: What does Cat Grant have to do with my itching?
Well, you see, Claude visited Cat first before he engaged with Lois and uuuhh… /recommends Lois visits the pharmacy/

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quote: /ER translates for Lois/ It’s like being promised a chocolate covered Superman, only to get a Lex covered in gasoline and not have any matches at hand.

You know if you keep guessing, it won't be enjoyable to you at all.
But guessing’s half the fun!

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Damn RL. Got him again.
[Linked Image] Michael and RL

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