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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Aaaand back to Monday.
Don't you hate it when it does that?

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Oops. My bad. Sorry. My bad.
CLARK: So, Lois isn't dead.

LOIS: No, but you will be.

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Yeah, that one too. But I’m thinking the one that permanently switches the lights out for Lois.

CLARK: <<passes out>>

ER: Here we go again…
LOIS: So, I what exactly? Lose my eyesight? Um... I thought that only was rumored to happen if you did things by yourself, not with another.

HERB: Actually, my dear boy*, the curse says that *one* of the two will die, not necessarily Lois.

CLARK: whinging

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Sprinkle it on Lois. [Linked Image] I wonder why Tempus even needed to intervene…
CLARK: <<burp>> ooops. Maybe if I breath really heavily on her some of the molecules will float out of my mouth and on to her skin...

LOIS: [Linked Image]

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Are you saying she’d be objectionable to it?
LOIS: It depends on how he says it. With words: Yes. Without, maybe I'd cave.

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There’s also sculptures of naked guys.
MARTHA: I know that, but that one wasn't of a nude... well, not a whole male nude.

JONATHAN: Really? Because I didn't see that at all.

MARTHA: :rolleyes:

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You mean, she gets the old itch and Cat gets proven right?
LOIS: What does Cat Grant have to do with my itching?

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/ER translates for Lois/ It’s like being promised a chocolate covered Superman, only to get a Lex covered in gasoline and not have any matches at hand.
You know if you keep guessing, it won't be enjoyable to you at all.

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Is already reading
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Damn RL. Got him again.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.