Michael: Of your FDK, of my FDK, of your FDK...

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Oh, so she’s one of those who investigate the manufacturer and the entire delivery history of their StairMaster?
LOIS: Well, I did read the Consumer Reports articles.

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Hey, Lois did not have a say!
LOIS: <with full mouth> Sothy. I wath on a chocolate break.

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Only when they’re ‘based on real events’.
EW: Are you saying that Star Wars ISN'T real? [Linked Image] But... but... but... it SAID it happened a Long, long time ago in a Galexy Far, far, away!?

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There there. /hands Lois a chocolate bar/
LOIS: drool Thank you, kind sir.

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Ooooh! But isn’t that usually distinct from first-time sex?
LOIS: :rolleyes: Fine! We'll do it twice.

CLARK: [Linked Image] Wait. Only twice?

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Right. Bait. And she was great bait right to the end.
Bait. Test subject. Mistress. More on Monique coming up.

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Heatvision. Right. So, bats, then?
Superman trains on Bats, or bats killed Monique?

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Only for winning Kerth Awards.
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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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