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“Yeah, the fifty cents is your toll. The seven dollars is the lady’s.”
Burn!

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Lois owed him, big time and seven dollars.
razz

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It didn’t help matters any when he had started to float the first time they made love. Clark hadn’t even realized he was doing it.
So, no floating with Rachel? Or was Rachel before he learned to float?

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He had thought she was happy as well, until she screamed in fear and pushed him off her, falling the two feet back onto the bed.
confused Umm… the logistics…umm… That’s… huh

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While she liked the presents, she didn’t like that he was flying about where anyone could see him.
yeah, couldn’t he buy them in Rome and Paris and London like a normal person. By sending his personal shopper over there while he keeps track of his business empire back home?

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Seven months of no touching, then only hand holding, which led to a slow progression to kissing her cheek without her flinching, before she let him actually kiss her mouth.
I wonder if she had caught him in the stable, she probably would have allowed him to touch her again, sooner.

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before he even brought up the idea of trying it again.
Really, Clark? Back then, you still thought having intercourse with Lana is a good idea? Marriage can also be without it. It’s called a political marriage and they do allow concubines. Say, a brunette Metropolite?

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Then another nine months of begging Lana to allow him to prove that he had changed, of pleading for her to trust him, of promises to never let it happen again, and of agreeing to move to Metropolis, where he wouldn’t need to use his abilities and because she wanted to live in the big city, before Lana agreed to try making love to him again.
So, basically, Lana had him whipped.

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The fact that what little there was of their sex life had dissolved into her using it against him, to get him to concede things he wanted in their wedding and marriage, but she didn't.
And Clark just stood by, the doofus that he is, and never mentioned that sex was meeeeehhh anyhow and he would like to invite Pete Ross to the wedding as his Best Man, even if Lana thought that he had too much contact with farm animals in the past.


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