Dunno why I keep circling back to his possibly kidnapping her onto an island paradise.
Really trying not to invoke the Stockholm Syndrome into their relationship. If he had wanted that he would gone off and rescued alt-Lois.
How about a love letter. Also, he could plaster the walls of his bedroom with articles and photographs of her.
Right, because neither of those things would say "psycho stalker killer" to Lois.
Poor guy really could have used that Lois 101 guidebook with the fold-out diagram in the back, huh?
A bit.
Hope? Because it meant she hadn’t spent the night?
All of the above.
Well, it doesn’t count *why* he memorized it, does it?
Nah, he had it memorized before then; those memories are just the freshest.
Love = C-cups and second base?
OoooH! That’s new, isn’t it? Clark knowing what he’s doing more than Lois does.
Well, he did work closely with his Perry for 3 years.
I didn't say her thought process was logical.
