Part 2 - Michael's FDK - hyper

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Oh. That. Whew…
I'm sorry, did I forget to mention that Lois is part tree-sloth?

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There’re a lot of unflattering titles waiting for Lois. None are suitable for public use.
What? They only kissed! Remember Lois is tree-sloth, turtle, snail, not really interested. [Linked Image]

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Oh dear! The Hokey-Pokey!
No, it's just been so long that Lois has forgotten that with less information leads to more imagination.

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Would it be called stuffing the polls if Lois raised her hand?
Even Lois knows better to bet on Lois.

FDK - PART 3

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You said Lex hadn’t taken advantage. So, either nothing happened. Or Lois doesn’t blame Lex. Or Jimmy is the father of the little bundle of sleepless nights Ellen Lane is now raising for Lois.
Actually for... Lex, he was quite a gentleman. cool

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She got too active an imagination?
And that a bad thing?

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/waits for Lois to get to real fake kiss #4 in the Honeymoon Suite.
Are you counting the Superman kisses in that talley?

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/waits for Lois to google ‘Clark Kent’ and find gravesite marked ‘Clark Kent’.
Right, the Kents find a dead alien baby and bury him in the Smallville Cementary. Right. B39 would NEVER find him there. :rolleyes:

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Oooooooh! And how did it get there?
Is that important?

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Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!
And we've reached the top of the first hill. Prepare for [Linked Image] (That was the closest one I could find to a roller coaster. The front smilie is Joan, middle Mouse, and the one in the back is Michael.)

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.