Remind me not to buy you any hats...
Yay! I shall sleep with him every night... *ahem* Whoa. Did not come out the way I wanted it to. Heard it as soon as I wrote it, too...
<laughing my butt off while my cats give me very strange looks>
That'd be funny. Ooh. What if the roles were reversed and Clark was put in those shoes...? It might be considered a double standard, but I think it would work.
Somehow, I don't think he'd complain if he was Lois' male concubine.