I had read this a while back. Of course, I always read your stuff. Cute, fluid and quite as delicious as I expected it would be. You never do let us down, do you? =)
Burned out, my foot!
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
